Which Is Better?
My daughter asked me a funny question yesterday..."Daddy, which is better pee or throw up?"
How do you even answer a question like that? After I stopped laughing I told her both were good because they're both bad things leaving the body. But pressed to give a definitive answer, I settled on pee, because it's easier to clean up without worrying about a gag reflex.
My own version of Which Is Better...chime in with your answers
Which is Better?
peas or carrots
Professional Baseball or Professional Basketball
The Mainstream Media or Reality TV
being unemployed or being underemployed
brown shoes or green shirts
Windows or Mac
Windows or Enron
Windows or Al Qaeda
hanging drywall or taping and mudding drywall
Ryan Seacrest or Paris Hilton
The reemergence of Kirstie Alley or the reemergence of Pauly Shore
plucking or waxing
giving or receiveing
candles or inscence
guitar or drums
paper or plastic
paying taxes or getting your drivers licence renewed
reading blogs at work or actually working


5 Comments:
Here's my 2 cents:
*Peas
*pro baseball
*The Mainstream Media or Reality TV?? What's the difference? They're both scripted, misleading, and fake.
*I suppose it depends on the job but I would go with underemployed.
*Mac
*Windows
*Windows
*Mudding drywall
refuse to answer this one
*Kirstie Alley
*waxing
*giving
*candles
*drums
*paper
*drivers licence renewed
*depending on the workload, reading blogs
Carrots
neither
Both are fake, but at least the media I can leave on for background noise while I do other stuff
having been both unemployed and underemployed...I'd say un
windows
windows
windows
don't know about drywall but removing wallpaper sucks ass
paris hilton
kirstie alley
waxing-fast, quick, lasts longer
recieving-hey, I'm being honest with me
candles
drums
paying taxes-renewing your driver's license in MA at least just got a whole lot tougher
reading blogs (I'm here, aren't I?)
-carrots
-baseball
-i don't understand the question
-unemployed
-green shirts
-mac
-tie
-windows
-hanging
-seacrest by a mile
-pauly shore (kirstie alley is a crack whore, trust me)
-waxing?
-receiving
-candles
-guitar
-paper
-i don't do either
-blogs
thank you
removing wallpaper sucks ass...so true, so unfortunate...let me never be someone who puts wallpaper up, it's part of the reason I taught myself to faux paint...Cade, you better hope none of my friends from the IRS are reading this blog...too bad about Kirstie Alley, she's a KU alum or maybe just a former student, not positive she graduated, but she's from Wichita anyway
re: IRS. you can't bleed something that doesn't have any blood. i've cast my lot. so be it.
re: kirstie alley, being a KU alum IS WHY i know the truth. the stories of her time at KU are legend in murphy hall.
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