Cat Whisperer Screams Her Secrets

Youngstown, OH - Here in this working class town, Helen Conrick leads a quiet life as a veterinary assistant. A job which she feels is best suited to someone like her who is able to read the thoughts of cats.
This self-proclaimed ESP guru for felines started a journal almost 17 years ago when she first 'heard' a cat patient speaking to her.
"I kept hearing, 'I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty.' So I instinctively got some water in a bowl and set it down for the cat and he went right to it," Conrick remembers. That's when she claims she tapped into her inner power to read cats' minds, and it's been reaping rewards at the office.
Veterinarian Dr. Tony DiMartini has been practicing for over 25 years. He won't go so far as to say Conrick is a cat medium, but he won't deny there's a special connection between her and cats.
"I remember about 6 years ago we had a large one, I mean about 20, maybe 25 pounds, with a nasty eye infection. Well cats don't like people messin(g) with their eyes as you might guess. Anyways, our little Cat Whisperer over here helped me give the cat a sedative and after a while, she was tellin(g) me that 'he says he's tired now' and it turns out he was. He gave us no problem with those eye drops. Now if that's not a miracle, I don't know what is," said DiMartini.
Employed somewhere else, Conrick admits her clairvoyance into the brain activity of cats might have gone unnoticed.
Conrick explained,"Not too many people would be wanting to know what a cat is thinking. I guess when they pee on your rug or they're coughing up a hairball maybe you'd be curious. But most of the time, when that happens, their instincts take over and they're not thinking anything mean. I would say the most common thought for a cat is probably 'my fur is dirty, I better clean myself.'"
Far from a cat psychologist, but clearly tapped into the otherwise secret thoughts of the cats in this Ohio city, Conrick hopes only that she never encounters a cat that's possessed by a demon.
"That would be my worst nightmare," claims Conrick. "I just would not want to have access to that information. One time I thought maybe we had a satanic cat on our hands, but it turns out, the cat's owners just fed it a lot of beer."